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• 2010-06-19

  

  rickyv:

  I hope this is real.

  I don’t care if I’m the first. It’s true. But I do care about what the previous users did with it, what condition it’s in, if the mileage was excessive. Also, the price. This looks like it might be… free? I probably wouldn’t care at all if it’s free. But there’s usually hidden costs.

  Maybe I’m anal, but I also can’t help but wonder about STD status (Spare Tire and something that starts with “D”). Were the previous drivers using protection? After all, when I ride this beautiful beaming beemer I’m riding with everyone else who…. uh, come to think of it I’m surprised no one has invented car condoms. Like the full body ones from The Naked Gun but for cars.    

  Source: rickyv

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     was going through old starred items in Google Reader. Now I have Tumblr and can reblog it, one of the funniest ads I’ve...

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     Yet another advertisement that puts women in their proper place: as objects. Fuck you BMW.

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     I fucking hate this ad.

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      I suppose it depends on context. If I’m not her first ever … or in the last ten minutes.

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      don’t care if I’m the first. It’s true. But I do care about what the previous users did with it, what condition it’s in,...

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      Hahaha. Too funny.

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      That’s awesome.

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      so damn clever. Unfortunately, this ad won’t work for straight females.

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      Best used car ad ever.

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      This is… both genius and icky, but icky in a super, super genius way.

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