a guide to farting in the middle of a blowjob
i helped drew out w/ his funbag, and saw this headline and was like this is the most clickable headline ever created. i want to share it with everyone! i will always click on this! it can’t just be me, can it? (please say no)
and it would all be worth it for this
“But if this is a Drunken Hookup situation, where even the slightest pause in momentum means your hookup is OVER, then I say you let it fly as quietly as possible.”
WHAAAAAAAATTT?? THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION IS NEVEREVERFOREVER EVERNENEERVERNEVERVRNEENVENERRNNEVERNEEEEEEEVVVVVVVEEEEERRRRREVERNEVEREVERNEVER
But! (snicker) now i would like to try this RIGHT NOW. anyone?
