I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
— Dorothy Parker
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Won't you please save this African-American baby?
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
— Dorothy Parker
(via boombapbeatnik)
Source: elizabethbennetdarcy
Parker, my literary crush