Afblac
NEED ART ON THIS!
life insurance for black people
AFBLAC
some notes:
- black duck?
- rap duck?
- jheri curl duck?
- afro duck?
- black voice doing the quack-sounding “afblac”?
- black duck twitter account, #afblac?
- black duck tumblr (single-serving Q&A: “Yo is this life insurance really what’s poppin’ in the streets? Yes, yes it is.”)
- mockup of black duck facebook page (and friends?)
- sketches of life insurance commercials in “urban” environments
- life insurance: not for poor people…. life insurance for poor people
- BATTLE ROYALE: afblac duck vs. aflac duck
- BATTLE ROYALE 2 the sequel?
NO, I MEANT “AFBLAC, NUKKA!”
pitch: The Atlantic, sincere piece about black people and insurance, title?
pitch: Gawker: America is Stupid, Insurance is a Racket!
pitch: The Onion, “Why Would Black People Need Life Insurance? (Ha)”
pitch: The Root “Where is the black Gilbert Gottfried?”
pitch: The New Yorker, there is a insurance racket empire in the deep south bronx, they also run/finance the education system. I have their ransom note. They go by… Afblac
photocomposite of a million tiny images of black people having accidents, ACCIDENTS THEY SHOULDN’T BE FINANCIALLY LIABLE FOR, composite forms larger image of the afblac duck
gif image: Rocky Balboa knocking out Apollo Creed, AFBLAC
gif image, JJ Walker dy-no-mite = A-F-BLAC!
gif image, Michael Richards meltdown, AFBLAC… AFBLACAFBLACAFBLACAFBLAC
photo meme: get some kittens in there (throw some kitties on that beetch). some puppies. maybe other cute animals with little casts or wheelchairs, AFBLAC
get a drake hashtag couplet in there:”know how I get them poppin’ in the club, asscrac/ but girl you broke a n’s heart, afblac”
let me know if any of these strike. I’ll send you some more later.
