Toaster Strudel Article from Wet Mattress: Volume 1. July 2012.
best toaster-strudel-in-your-eye story i’ve read in a long long time
TAN
Won't you please save this African-American baby?
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2013-03-05
Source: annie-okay
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2013-03-04
Lauren Silberman became the first woman to ever try out for an NFL team. It, uh, did not go well.
lol, feminism
(it giveth and taketh away)
anyways, the way football is going this is probably a W for the half with less boom in their kicking leg(s).
Source: sbnation
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i call this move “so close, yet so far”
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Gay Talese’s outline for the 1966 classic Frank Sinatra Has a Cold, one of the best long-form magazine pieces ever penned, written on a shirt board.
Still not sure what a shirt board is…
Source: explore-blog
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I really do hate them. I hate the guys. I hate the mentality they have. Everyone’s so chillaxed, the way they speak and carry themselves. They’re very much laid-back in the sense that they feel like they don’t have to pursue you. Especially this generation, they don’t really court women anymore.
issa rae on the reason for the title of her show “I Hate L.A. Dudes”
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2013-03-03
clan in da front, wu tang
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don’t see any ketchup… ARE WE OUT OF KETCHUP?
(via mallorylucille)
Source: ffredforeverr
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2013-03-01
karmic cycle, 2/2/13
Source: sinandserotonin
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2013-02-28
Homework is an institution roundly disliked by all who participate in it. Children hate it for healthy and obvious reasons; parents hate it because it makes their children unhappy, but God forbid they should get a check-minus or other less-than-perfect grade on it; and teachers hate it because they have to grade it. Grading homework is teachers’ never-ending homework. Compared to that, Sisyphus lucked out. Does this mean that we would be better off getting rid of it?
KIDS IN THE FUTURE AREN’T GONNA HAVE HOMEWORK??!!?! are you f’ing kidding me? I would be an emperor right now if I didn’t have to deal with homework assignments growing up. this seems fundamentally unfair, and it f’ing sucks. anyways, my kid is gonna have to do homework whether it exists or not.
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scotty doesn’t know, lustra
“scotty doesn’t know that fiona and me do it in my van every sunday…”
I don’t know Chris Brown’s music very well, but via reputation, I kinda think his remix of “Scotty Doesn’t Know” (+Rihanna, maybe?) could have underground song of the year potential. if you dial down the public relations nightmare, and channel those jerky impulses into reinterpreting this sort of devilish dark comedy of a song. another toast for the assholes?
The Weeknd, Frank Ocean versions might be fun too.
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It was a good faceoff win and some good passes,” Stepan said. “Nasher makes a great play at the blue line — that kinda goes unnoticed but it started the whole thing — then Richie makes a great play to D-Z and D-Z slides it backdoor.
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hockey-speak is great.
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KRS-One’s pro-vegetarianism screed comes in handy in when somebody wants to know why there are no hamburgers on the grill.
music playlist via literary dreamboat Adam Mansbach
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Source: ffffffound
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YAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
I’m not sure if this is already making its rounds on tumblr but I haven’t seen it yet so here it is. Harlem reclaiming the Harlem Shake. This is that real shit. The REAL Harlem Shake. Not that wack ass garbage that went viral. Mad props to everyone in this video, yo. I can’t stop watching it.
oh i see why the stupid meme version became so popular
the real harlem shake actually requires TALENT
obligatory
(via fuckyeahcracker)
Source: oludxra
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