Additionally, Bailey had previously admitted to bullying Eminem in the April 1999 issue of Rolling Stone. The lawsuit was later dismissed by a judge, who, in her explanation, wrote a humorous rap verse: “Bailey thinks he’s entitled to some monetary gain/Because Eminem used his name in vain.
we repeat: the judge was inspired to craft verses.
"It is therefore this court’s ultimate position / That Eminem is entitled to summary disposition"
we rephrase: a judge ethered DeAngelo Bailey’s lawsuit with a hot 16 (or however many bars is 36 lines)
"The lyrics are stories no one would take as fact/ They’re an exaggeration of a childish act”
i wonder if a judge writing rhymes about you is like, “cool story, bro!” or like, permanent dark night of the soul.