hahahaha, ok then *roll 3…2….1…*
On deadline with a label that will do anything you say?
Talk a lot of money shit and need some impact symbol of hardcore blue-collar work ethic?
Need to show you’ll do anything to capture the tense anxious energy of when you were an underdog with something to prove?
Have absolutely no reason to sleep on an air mattress in a studio, cause as boss and main product really why would you need to do that - you could live in the studio with a nice futon or something - but fuck you gonna cop an air mattress and do that anyway?
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*headphones to use as microphone
*stank sweaty clothes
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ok, I guess it would be cool, productive even, to work on a project and have something that means it’s really *go-time* now. Like lighting the torch for the Olympics. Producers, singers, emcees are bickering in the studio, and with cold dead eyes you go to the supply closet and pull out the air mattress. just drop the crumpled plastic heap in the middle of the room and watch the calm focus descend upon the room. for twenty minutes there’s only silent concentration and the sound of a machine (or assistant) blowing up the air mattress….
nah, i get it. shit, i use the sleeping on an air mattress trick just to psych myself up and reblog some miley cyrus memes. whatever you do, gotta make sure it’s done, front to back. how do you know you’re doing that, giving your 24-7 all, if there’s no air mattress involved?